17 Theories about the Mystery Pearl Pooper

Tummy Tea Gone WRONG
It was an anger poop by someone cut from the dance call
It was a disappointment poop by someone cut from the dance call
It was a ghost
It was Jenna Dewan
It was a security guard at 500 eighth avenue who is sick of all your actor bullshit
Someone couldn’t get their leotard off in time
The starbucks bathroom was locked
The bathrooms at ALL of the Ripleys were full
They didnt want to poop in the room, and they had to poop somewhere
They got kicked out of the AEA member bathroom
Uncontrollable hangover poops
The dog from Annie snuck into the room when no one was looking
The goat from Once on This Island was trying to audition
The deed was done in plain sight when y’all were too busy checking yourselves out in the mirror
An actor man fell into deep state of relaxation while warming up
It was Channing Tatum trying to sabotage your audition