17 Theories about the Mystery Pearl Pooper

1. Tummy Tea Gone WRONG

2. It was an anger poop by someone cut from the dance call

3. It was a disappointment poop by someone cut from the dance call

4. It was a ghost

5. It was Jenna Dewan

6. It was a security guard at 500 eighth avenue who is sick of all your actor bullshit

7. Someone couldn’t get their leotard off in time

8. The starbucks bathroom was locked

9. The bathrooms at ALL of the Ripleys were full

10. They didnt want to poop in the room, and they had to poop somewhere

11. They got kicked out of the AEA member bathroom

12. Uncontrollable hangover poops

13. The dog from Annie snuck into the room when no one was looking

14. The goat from Once on This Island was trying to audition

15. The deed was done in plain sight when y’all were too busy checking yourselves out in the mirror

16. An actor man fell into deep state of relaxation while warming up

17. It was Channing Tatum trying to sabotage your audition