Seven Times You Thought Your Friend’s Cabaret was Over But It Wasn’t
Cabarets can be a mandatory fun time! Drinks and show tunes and 30 dollar minimum on a Tuesday night! And sure, you’ve heard everything in your roommate's book at 6 am before every open call, but tonight? Tonight, she’s doing it onstage with a pianist named Rob. Only one problem: there’s no program. How are you supposed to know when to throw flowers she asked you to throw onstage? Don’t get tripped up by these 7 false endings of “A Night with Geri: My Musical Journey to the Past”
When she brought her high school choir teacher on stage to sing "For Good."
When she made a toast to her mom, and downed the glass of wine she’d been toting around the stage.
When she forgot the words to her patter song
When the server brought you your $50 check for your two compulsory seltzers and french fries
When she reprised Don’t Rain on My Parade in a higher key
When she lounged on the piano and sang “What I Did For Love” directly to Rob
When she took a bow and left the stage, but then returned in a sequined gown for Think of Me” from Phantom.
