November 09, 2018

You’ve heard of the Cranky Cabaret, and the Campy Cabaret, now get ready for “The Basically Doing Fine But Still Somehow Feeling Like a Failure Cabaret”

SEEKING 

Women with impressive resumes and a deep sense of inadequacy! If you work your tush off, book a few times a year and still feel a gnawing sense of emptiness, this is the gig for you! All participants will sing two songs on the theme of existential dread and the curse of modern womanhood.  Pay based on how much you think you deserve.

September 19, 2018

A rip-roarin new two-person children’s musical featuring the songs of America’s Cannon!  Join along with Uncle Sam and his lesser-known wife, Auntie America, as they board the Freedom Express to Libertytown!

Seeking:

Uncle Sam: 20-60, Male, Must have driver’s license with no more than 4 points, 5’11”-6’4”, able to embody the spirit and je-ne-sais-quoi of one of America’s greatest patriotic icons! Will also take on SM duties for duration of tour

Auntie America: 20-25, Female, driver’s license not necessary, must have at least 3 octave range and excellent vocal strength (she will be singing the national anthem 3 times over the course of the play), must be able to carry up to 50 lbs (this will be tested at the audition). Auntie America is America’s Original Sweetheart but carries the emotional labor of Uncle Sam’s toxic masculinity.  Reese Witherspoon types.

September 19, 2018

A mini series by student filmmaker Dylan Crosby.  My final project at film school will be my most ambitious project yet.  Featuring myself, Dylan Crosby, as a moody, brooding, conflicted young doctor, addicted to pills.  It’s House, but grittier and with more heart.

Seeking:

Girl 1: 18-22, Emma Stone type, quirky but sexy. My professor told me I’m not good at writing women, so I’m hoping to find an actress who will help me figure out how girls talk, make decisions and contribute to the plot.

Doctor Grady: 40-60, Male, Rich, Player Type. The kind of guy who’s not afraid to drop $200 on a steak.  This character is everything my character aspires to be. Especially looking for authentic rich guys who are looking for a producer credit.

September 19, 2018

An immersive brunch performance experience based on the Christmas classic “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”

The Grinch: 30-60 Male, character performer, must be willing to wear full body acrylic paint (will be fully nude under the paint)

Cindy Lou-Who: 18-25 Female, 5”0 and under, serving experience a plus. This is a non-speaking role

Mayor of Whoville/Host: 20-45 Male, charismatic, controlled belt to D3, acts as our guide and master of ceremonies, must not be afraid of heights.

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September 19, 2018

Seeking: Adventurous Souls and Modern Pirates who are willing to learn the entire Shakespeare Cannon for new cruise concept.  Throughout the course of the cruise, we plan to perform the entirety of Shakespeare’s work. There will be no eating or sleeping, just all Shakespeare all the time.* Guests can come and go as they please. (We know that no one will see Pericles, but we are doing it anyway because we have integrity.)

Please only apply if you think you are up to the task.

*There are no union rules at sea!   

May 16, 2018

Seeking: Multi talented performers for this annual Summer Musical Theater Festival held in New York City. Casting for multiple productions including:

-The Young and the Restful: A musical about millenials who sleep too much

-Ra! Ra! Ra!: The Cheerleading Musical: Already cast with New York Scabies cheer team, seeking replacements

-Zuckerborg: A musical study of the theory that Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is a robot, one man show

-Caliban the Musical!:  An exploration of the dark psyche of one of Shakespeare’s most mysterious and spooky characters

-McConnell’d!: A Bio-Musical about Mitch McConnell (NOT a parody, creative team coming in from McConnell’s home state of Kentucky, they are very serious)

-ABBAcus: A musical featuring the unauthorized songs of ABBA with a mathematical twist! (No, this is not Mamma Mia)

-Are you there Bernard Telsey? It’s Me Eponine: Seeking audience members for personal cabaret for Bernard Telsey (as of now Bernard Telsey has no confirmed his attendance)

April 12, 2018

We are piloting a new production of “Titanic the Musical” as onboard, site specific entertainment. The team from Sleep No More has signed on to make this immersive experience an unforgettable and heartstopping journey to the past.

Seeking:

12 Men: Will play a variety of roles, including Captains, Officers and Passengers. Must be able to hoist life boats and have strong lung capacity for screaming “We’re going down! Women and Children First! We don’t have enough Life Boats!” (Please prepare this line for the audition)

3 Women: Seeking classic beauties between 5’4” and 5’4.5” Should be trained in the Meisner school of crying, as most of this show will involve crying about your imminent demise. Especially seeking trained swimmers, with high tolerance for cold water. (This will be tested at your audition.)

Seeking stunning performers for this middle-of-the-road boat experience.  While we are not considered one of the premier cruises in the industry, we do offer three year contracts and an opportunity to captain the ship. Who wouldn’t want that?

April 12, 2018

In lieu of casting women, we have decided to cast men.

If you sing, please prepare 16 bars of your best. Bring a headshot, if you have one!

April 12, 2018

Seeking:

Hot woman to host a podcast with me. I really like podcasts but I’m not sure I want to to talk about. What do you want to talk about?

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A little about me: I fancy myself a Mark Zuckerberg type in that I’m very innovative and also I will tell everyone your secrets. Currently living in my parents’ basement (which is actually really well sound proofed ;) FOR PODCASTS GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER LOL)

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I have some outrageous ideas and I’m looking for someone to push back against. Here are a few:

-Jim’s Junk: In this one, you’ll clean my basement and then we’ll talk about what we find!

-Which Celebrities Do I look Like: We’ll talk about which celebrities I look like.  You’d to have excellent powers of description because again, this is a podcast

-Cocaine Power Hour: This one is where we do cocaine and then try to hide it from my family. You’d need to have access to cocaine

-Gettin’ Weird With Jim: We would try sex positions, then describe them

-Natasha, Jim and the Great Podcast of 2018: A podcast about Musical Theater. Ideally, you’d be named Natasha or willing to legally change your name to Natasha

-OR we could just date.

February 23, 2018

Pinkerton Players is seeking dynamite triple threats to fill out their season of Iconic Women of the Stage! Artistic Director states: In this #metoo moment, we of the arts community want to celebrate the powerful, dynamic, thrilling women throughout the cannon. PLEASE NOTE SOME ROLES HAVE ALREADY BEEN CAST. SEE BELOW:"

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ROMEO AND JULIET 

Seeking: Romeo, Tybalt, Benvolio, Mercutio, Lord Capulet, Servant 1 (male), Nurse (will be played in drag!)

Already Cast: Juliet, Lady Capulet

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CHICAGO

Seeking: Amos, Billy Flynn 

Already Cast: Roxy, Velma, Mama Morton, Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschutz

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THE WOLVES

Please note this show is FULLY CAST, we are NOT seeking replacements or understudies at this time.

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INTO THE WOODS

Seeking: Baker, Jack, Narrator, Milky White (seeking male ONLY), Mysterious Man, Princes, Stepsisters (Will be played in DRAG! haha!)

Already Cast: Baker's Wife, Cinderella, Witch, Rapunzel, Little Red

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MACBETH

Seeking: Macbeth, Macduff, Lady Macduff (will be played by a young lithe man in drag and double with Fleance), Duncan, Porter, The Witches (played by men, NOT DRAG, this is not played for comedy, haha)

Already Cast: Lady Macbeth (Played by Artistic Director Maggie Spelaine) 

February 08, 2018

Regional Theatre casting AEA and Non AEA for summer production of ABBA Mega-Musical Mamma Mia.

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All Roles Open! 

February 08, 2018

Regional Theatre casting AEA and Non AEA for summer production of a brand new musical based on the music of an unspecified Swedish Pop Group. Mamma Meatballs! is written and directed by Jim Baker, our fearless artistic director.

PLEASE NOTE: We were unable to get the rights to a certain popular summer musical, but we are STILL VERY EXCITED about this production!

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All Roles Open!

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February 08, 2018

3rd Year Directing MFA casting AEA and Non AEA for Graduate thesis production of ABBA Mega-Musical Mamma Mia, set in an insane asylum. 

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In this production, the "Dads" are expressions of Sophie's struggle with split personality disorder. Fire. Fury. Sturm und Drang. All actors MUST play the highly specific instruments that I've come up with. 

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Seeking:

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Sophie: Patient in a rundown mental hospital in France. Should play accordion. Her inner torment is matched only by her outer tragic beauty. I prefer blondes, but will consider red heads

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Donna: Head Nurse in a rundown mental hospital in France. Should play lyre. Cares for Sophie with empathy as she has previously lost a child, but is deeply disturbed that Sophie thinks she is God.

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Dads: Think Macbeth's 3 witches, but male. Should play trumpet, saxophone or trombone. They are not real. All three have syphilis.  Must be comfortable with heights and EXTREMELY emotionally available.

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Sky: Athletic, very VERY attractive – has given up his life as a successful young businessman in order to care for Sophie. Excellent singer. Tenor. Lead.

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February 08, 2018

Regional Theatre casting AEA and Non AEA for summer production of ABBA Mega-Musical Mamma Mia.

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PLEASE NOTE: This is an All-Female production. Don't tell MTI. We just didn't want to risk working with any men (did you see the listing for All-nude Mamma Mia--you see our point)

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The production will recontextualize the seminal classic.  Instead of searching for an oppressive patriarchal figure, Sophie will seek her spiritual second "parent." On the eve of her same-sex civil union, Sophie discovers that women are beautiful and she is complete. And, come on, who hasn't felt the homoerotic tension while watching this show. 

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Seeking:

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Dynamite, Badass, Triple-Threat Women. All Roles Open. 

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SOPHIE

DONNA

FEMALE SKY

DYNAMOS

THREE FEMALE DADS

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February 08, 2018

Regional Theatre casting Non AEA for summer production of ABBA Mega-Musical Mamma Mia.  Artistic Director states "I wanted to do Blood Wedding, but the board made me pick Mamma Mia"

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Seeking: 

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Sophie: Haunted by the early absence of her father. Struggling to stand on her own two feet as the waters of the Agean Sea rise around her

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Sky: Looking for an actor to fill in some personality here. What the script leaves out, you must inhabit. MFA actors ONLY

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Donna: Donna is the only character of worth in this production as written. Name talent only. 

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Ensemble: Will share the remainder of the roles, including the fathers, must be willing to devise and collaborate and also play the water. 

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February 08, 2018

Regional Theatre casting AEA and Non AEA for summer production of ABBA Mega-Musical Mamma Mia!

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Our subscribers are VERY excited about this production. Especially the MegaMix at the end. As such, we will be holding a cardio test at the audition to determine if you truly have the endurance to make it through. Please wear sneakers. 

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ALL ROLES OPEN

February 08, 2018

Regional Theatre casting Non AEA for summer production of ABBA Mega-Musical Mamma Mia.

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PLEASE NOTE: Our production is a little different--we are staging this piece entirely in the nude on a beach in North Carolina. If you are not comfortable with your body and the bodies of others, why are you even an actor (but also, don't submit)

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No Pay, Housing provided (Double-occupancy tents on the beach), No meals. Will be happy to connect you with local businesses that can provide supplemental income.

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All Roles Open Except Sophie

February 08, 2018

Regional Theatre casting AEA and Non AEA for summer production of ABBA Mega-Musical Mamma Mia. Please Note: All Female roles have been cast. We realize that we're a bit late to the game here, but it seems that every available Handsome Dad in the industry is already cast in a Summer 2018 production of the ABBA Mega-Musical Mamma Mia.

DO NOT CONTACT CASTING IF YOU ARE FEMALE OF ANY TYPE, RACE, AGE, ETHNICITY OR SHOE SIZE. Seriously, we cannot stress this enough. Even if you have a lot of bath suits. 

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We just need Dads. Feel free to submit YOUR Dad! It would be a good in for you at this theater. (Maybe we'll give you an appointment next year.)

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Seeking: 

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Hot Dads: (Male) 3 Pierce Brosnan Types. We know Colin Firth and that other guy were also in it, but we prefer Pierce types exclusively. 

February 08, 2018

Seeking:

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Brad: Male, a genius. The Everyman. Very relatable to other male geniuses. He would describe himself as a Humanist. 

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Genevieve: Female, cosmopolitan dimwit. Lithe, nubile, sexually mature, doesn't mind a man holding a door for her or other nice things that men can do without being offensive ok

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December 04, 2017

Seeking:

Mark: Somewhere between a boy and a man.  He has seen more than his 20 years, and it shows in his face. He embarks on a quest to find himself, encountering people and experiences that change him along the way in ways he never could have imagined. 

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Just Legs: ***Please note: This is not a leg double role, this is the leading female role for the film** We will not be seeing your face, torso or arms and we will not be hearing your voice.  You will be just legs, nothing more nothing less. NAME ACTORS ONLY PLEASE.

December 04, 2017

Casting my thesis film for my film school. I'm not saying which one, let's just say it starts with a "C" and ends with an "olumbia." SERIOUS SUBMISSIONS ONLY PLEASE

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Seeking: 

Gretchen: As strong as she is independent and twice as beautiful. She is definitely strong and very independent but I want to make clear that she's also a regal, and stunning beauty.  We are looking for someone who embodies the beauty of this character, the independence/strength is honestly a lower priority. 3 nude scenes that show her independence, so please be comfortable with nudity. 

October 25, 2017

You know what the world really needs right now? Another fucking film about a creepy guy and his super fascinating obsession with a woman who has no personality or character traits, and that what I intend to make!

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Seeking:

Beautiful woman who was chemistry with me!

October 19, 2017

Inspired by the success of such musical parodies as "Spamilton" we decided to write this interpretation of Sondheim's beloved musical. Wait til you see how we do the second act. 

All roles available. Equity members should submit themselves for consideration. 

October 18, 2017

Seeking: 

Women (should be beautiful): Please prepare two monologues, at least on in verse. Please also have the last 16 bars of Defying Gravity ready, and come dressed and willing to move. If time, we may ask to hear some classical musical theatre (no R&H) and we are looking for woman who play instruments proficiently. Finally, we ask that our woman be well versed in technical theater, and come prepared to carry the emotional labor of the cast.

Men: Please prepare two monologues, at least one in verse
 

October 17, 2017

The classic love story on stage once again! 

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Seeking:

All Roles Available Except:

Juliet (I cast my girlfriend Haley)

Nurse (I cast  my mom)

Romeo (I cast friend Phil)

Tybalt (I cast my friend Ben)

Mercutio (I cast Ben's buddy Bruce)

Paris (I cast my roommate Mike)

Lady Capulet (I cast my crush from Stella Adler days)

Capulet  (I cast her boyfriend)

Lady Montague (I cast my sister's friend who wants to try out acting)
Montague (I think actually might experiment with playing this role, as I direct the show)

The Prince (I cast my uncle because he agreed to help produce this thing!)

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Really looking forward to seeing some new faces on this one! Please don't reapply if you have auditioned for me before! 

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October 17, 2017

Seeking Debbie Downers to ruin parties! You will need to provide your own wardrobe of boring, ill-fitting clothes and we expect you to do your own research into the worst things happening in the world today, so that you can ruin parties with topical flair! 

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September 08, 2017

The role of Crutchie is cast by me. Its always been a dream to play that part and Broadway said "no." All other roles available.

September 08, 2017

I'm writing a musical about Robert Durst because I relate to him, and there should be more shows on Broadway that glorify men who are horrible (why is it just TV?) 

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Seeking:

Robert Durst; Should be a high belter with a great rocker tenor 

70-80 years old.

September 09, 2017

Due to lack of funds my company will just be putting on a spooky devised show instead of Rocky Horror like we usually do. Looking for spooky people. Please don't apply if you're not really spooky. 

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Seeking: spooky people + actual ghosts. Most be willing to work collaboratively, do chores around my house, and interact with ghosts.

September 09, 2017

Seeking:

Male (25-60) Hoping to nail down an actor to play Scrooge in our upcoming production of A Christmas Carol annually for the next 25-30 years. Must be willing to remain non-equity for the next 25-30 years, as we do not plan to increase pay, even if inflation skyrockets. 

August 07, 2017

Hi my name is Grumbles, I am a clown I mostly work birthday parties but I occasionally work Bar Mitzvahs and Gay Weddings.

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I need a new assistant after my beloved Paul died in a tragic clown-related accident. I do not want to talk about it. 

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Thanks! XXXOO

Grumbles

August 01, 2017

Seeking 5 interns* for our 2017/2018 season! Must be willing to play 6-10 roles per production.**

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*We are not looking for girls.

**A Globe Theatre is in no way affiliated with The Globe Theatre.

August 01, 2017

Very exciting opportunity to tour schools all over the country and share the life changing magic of theatre. Must have valid drivers license. We are also looking for someone with a van. MFA actors only.

August 01, 2017

Just got home from your Summerstock?

Feeling Poor?

Waiting for the September auditions to start?

Time to get back to work. Submit resume and cover letter to Servers@ThisIsNotWhyICameToNY.com

August 01, 2017

Looking for someone to show full peen. This is an off-Broadway piece. V artsy. Please note: We WILL be asking to see your twig and giggleberries during the callback. 

August 02, 2017

Please note: This project has no association with the "Roxanne Gay" book of the same title. People keep asking me that and I wrote my play first, so I'm not changing the title. It's my first amendment right to call my play whatever I want to call it.

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Seeking:

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Maria: Calls herself a "feminist." She is a really mean rude woman.  She pretends to like cool stuff like video games and comic books but really doesn't know ANYTHING about that and is only doing that to trick men into bed.  But when she meets a really nice guy, like Mark, she immediately puts him in the FRIEND ZONE. No matter how nice he is to her, she still won't have sex with him

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Mark: An all around great dude.  He believes in simpler times, times when chivalry counted! 

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July 20, 2017

Student-produced music video for breakout, up and coming Brooklyn based recording artist January Chardonnæ.  Shoot should take approx 18 hours and will be filmed during the month of February 2018

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Seeking:

Looking for classically beautiful, slender dancer/actors to play sexy maidservants for an 18 hour outdoor shoot in early February, starting at 4am. No pay but GREAT exposure. Performers with a past history of frostbite/hypothermia need NOT waste our time.

July 31, 2017

A highly comprehensive study and performance that is multimedia and performative. There will only be one showing and it will be in complete darkness.

Seeking:

Sarah- a beautiful woman. must be able to dance, play an instrument, sing/belt, and perform Chekov. Acrobatics and aerial skills encouraged. Must be 5'7'' at least. None of it will be seen, but it will be felt.

John- A man. Should be able to lie on the floor, and sit, proficiently.

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July 17, 2017

Ever dreamed about cheering on professional sports guys? Want to do it while you're basically naked? Now you can! The New York Scabies Major League Badminton team is seeking new dance team members to add to their roster in 2017! 

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Seeking:

Phenomenal dancers with fantastic bodies to entertain the crowds between matches.  They are usually pretty bored and cranky by the middle, so this is no easy gig!

The New York Scabies are the reigning champions of the Northeast Badminton League, so our dancers need to be top notch. We're talking got-to-the-second-to-last-round-of-Beyonce-backup-dancer-auditions quality. Movers need not apply. 

June 24, 2017

Male or Female, 1-100, All Ethnicities 

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Must be available through the rest of the year. She's so lucky, she's a star. But she cries cries cries in her lonely heart thinking, "If there's nothing missing in my life, then WHY DO THESE TEARS COME AT NIGHT"

May 31, 2017

We are going to need someone to babysit/teach camp/clean dishes.

Possible performance opportunity for highly qualified candidates (MFA or more)

March 27, 2017

We are typing woman at 8am. Please wear heels.

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We are seeing men all day! Prepare your best 32 bars or if you don't feel comfortable singing come anyway!

March 13, 2017

Seeking:

Extremely solid lady. No will-o-the-wisps, wilting flowers or fairy types.  We are interested in solid, sturdy women with childbearing hips.  DO NOT SUBMIT if you you do not fit this description. 

March 13, 2017

Seeking:

Couples looking to spice it up with the help of GUY FIERI'S COOKING--Do you and your partner need a change of pace? Feel like the magic has died in the bedroom? Let the mayor of Flavortown make sexy things for you and your sexy thing! 

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February 21, 2017

Let's try this again! Seeking a new Dean of Drama for UBCSE! Please stop submitting if you are a recent alumni/have no qualifications! 

February 22, 2017

Brenda: 60+, must be able to do a British accent!

Bill: 60+ cheats on Brenda with Lilly 

Lilly: 19-20 stunningly beautiful! Falls in love with Bill!

February 21, 2017

Showcase! Must be able to self report to Martha's Vineyard!

February 21, 2017

Looking for Union Woman to promote club! Must be great dancers and social! 

February 21, 2017

Seeking

Brad: A man who gives up acting to be in porn! I based Brad on myself! I am seeing if there is anyone better than me to play the role!

January 20, 2017

Eyepatch: Absolutely gorgeous girl next door type mixed with a Meaghan Fox sexiness. Served as a temptation to our protagonist. 16-25

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January 04, 2017

SEEKING

Male "movers": Seeking men who can move, or are willing to stand in place and sing

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Seeking Female Ballerinas: Must be amazing dancers. 10+ years training. I cannot state this enough, they must be amazing dancers

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November 04, 2016

Brad falls in love with a dead body he confesses to. I will be directing and playing Brad.

Kiki: Must be comfortable looking dead. 

Student film: Rehearses MWF 7:30 - 9:00 am. 

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All rehearsals will be in the Tisch building. Must be willing to go to parties with me as my girlfriend for character work.

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November 04, 2016

Sequel to Church Basement Ladies. Laugh Riot. 

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Seeking: Non Union Men. Must be vaguely talented and trained. Must be willing to relocate to Iowa for at least six months.

November 04, 2016

Babes About Town: Hard hitting look at the life of city babies. (Think "Girls" for babies.)

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Seeking Beautiful, Brilliant Babies. Must have a dynamic personality and the ability to play many different types. Classical training preferred. An air of sophistication. Improv skills is a must.

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A web series. A movement. A new generation is born.

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Ages: 0-11 months DO NOT SUBMIT IF YOU DO NOT FIT THE AGE REQUIREMENT. WE WILL NOT BE SEEING ANYONE OVER ONE YEARS OLD. PROOF OF AGE REQUIRED.

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Nationwide search.

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Pay Negotiable for Named Talented.

November 04, 2016

Seeking: Man wrapped in plastic.

Appears in a dreamlike sequence. Can take plastic off between takes. Must be comfortable in plastic. Must be good with dialects. Male Soprano. Non speaking. Non Singing (we just want to know that you can. Artistic piece.)

November 04, 2016

Role of Apples: Seeking Apples, a stripper whose boobs fall out of her shirt.

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25 dollars for the day. Must be able to self report the dumpster behind my house.

October 20, 2016

Seeking:

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NASTY WOMAN (50-65): to be the President of the United States. This woman is highly qualified and possesses an iron will. She is the kind of woman who has spent her entire career fighting tirelessly for children and families, only to be dismissed as "shrill" and "nasty" when speaking passionately about her vision for the future. Please note if you have your own pantsuit(s).

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September 14, 2016

 It’s going to be a scene that takes place at film festival, where some filmmakers are dressed up nice with dates close by, talking shop, while pretty babes in bikinis walk around serving drink.  No one in the scene sees any problem with this choice of uniform for film festival cocktail waitresses. The scene will actually--incredibly--feature real-life directors playing cameos and actresses as their dates. Great networking opportunity for sexy actress types that aren't interested in having lines or actual coherent thoughts. The filmmakers are all white, heterosexual males for extremely obvious reasons that we don't have to state here.  

PLEASE NOTE: There's no nudity in this scene, but if you'd like to do some nudity for us in a different scene, please let us know in your submission. 

Seeking:

[ DIRECTOR #1’S DATE / FEATURED EXTRA ]

Sexy, short, busty actress who can rock a tight dress with cleavage and high heels (No nudity).

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[ DIRECTOR #2’S DATE / FEATURED EXTRA ]

Sexy, brunette, actress with winning smile, expressive eyes comfortable in a tight dress (No nudity).

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[ DIRECTOR #3’S DATE / FEATURED EXTRA ]

Sexy, tall, slender actress with sense of humor that’s comfortable in a tight dress (No nudity).

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[ DIRECTOR #4’S DATE / FEATURED EXTRA ]

Sexy, Asian, actress with charisma, comfortable in a tight dress (No nudity).

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[ DIRECTOR #5’S DATE / FEATURED EXTRA ]

Sexy, Blonde, actress loves being on camera in a tight dress (No nudity).

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[ DIRECTOR #6’S DATE / FEATURED EXTRA ]

Sexy, African American, actress with winning smile, loves being seen in a tight dress (No nudity).

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[ BIKINI WAITRESS (3) / FEATURED EXTRA ]

Three lovely ladies willing to wear bikinis & high heels.

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We are committed to diversity in this casting process as long as the girls are sexy by our heterosexual, Western, capitalist, imperialist standards. Exotic sexy types welcome! 

September 14, 2016

Seeking:

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Cop: Males and Females, 20-60, any ethnicity, NOT SEXY

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Sexy Cop: Males and Females, 20-40, any ethnicity, SEXY 

September 14, 2016

Seeking:

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Talent with Extremely Old Cat: Females 18-27, all ethnicities, sexy, young professional-types who can prove that they have extremely old cats. DO NOT SUBMIT IF YOU DO NOT GENUINELY OWN AN EXTREMELY OLD CAT. Your ancient cat will not be needed for the shoot. 

September 11, 2016

Hello! :)

My name is Tim, I'm 17, and I have a YouTube talk show called BroSpeak in which I interview YouTubers, and people of different professions through Google Hangouts, and I was wondering if you'd at all be interested in being a guest star on it?

Thank you for reading this, and I look forward to your response!

Thanks! :)

Sincerely,

September 06, 2016

Seeking Dynamic Performers for our Tour of Wacky Washington! Wacky Washington is a FUN children's musical designed to teach kindergardener's history. 

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Must be willing to travel.

Must have a car.

Must be MFA actors.

Must commit to a full year!

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We will pay for your metro card.

September 06, 2016

9:30-5:30 Actors Equity.

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Our casting intern Elliot will be be behind the table.

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We will not be seeing non-union. We will not be hiring from the EPA. 

September 06, 2016

Seeking Professional Extras to be background on my student film. Meet me in Washinton Square park at 3:00. My name is Alan.

August 24, 2016

Seeking Equity Actors for our Upcoming Season.

Seeking Non-Equity Actors to sit in our waiting room/making our theater look in high demand

September 06, 2016

Casting actors for my Directing final. Looking for all types. Must be avaiable 7 days a week, 12 hours a day. No pay. 

August 24, 2016

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In a world on the verge of destruction, the only thing that will stand against a Big Foot a simple girl or two.

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Lena: Shes just your typical college girl. Very pretty, loves crop tops and sleeping around. Blonde.

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Jaime: Complicated. She's been through a lot. She's not sure she can trust Big foot. 

August 24, 2016

Dana: She is very beautiful, and she knows it… because she is traditionally beautiful and skinny. 

August 05, 2016

A beautifully, sad music video in which a boyfriend proposes, something happens. 

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Seeking:

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Female (20-30): Must be able to pretty cry.  No ugly criers please. 

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Male (20-30): Something sad happens to him after proposing.  Would love some actor input about what that might be. 

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August 05, 2016

Seeking: 

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Christi (18-23): All ethnicities. Quirky but cute with a fierce demeanor and a great sense of humor.  Although her home life isn't ideal, she could never be called a victim and would protest the label with one of her signature snappy remarks.  She is strong yet vulnerable and has a huge desire to make her life mean something and leave her mark on the world. Stripper. Non-speaking role. 

August 05, 2016

Seeking: 

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Adriana (18-25): a beautiful young woman with timeless vibes; there is something memorable about her; a true beauty; actress must be ok with pouring milk on top of herself. Note: Role requires wearing a bra or no bra (covering breasts) in kissing scenes that will take place on the beach. This is my artistic vision. 

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Allison (18-25): a beautiful young woman; completely different from Adriana knows what she's doing as far as kissing, love making, etc.; young and beautiful; actress must be ok with pouring milk on top of herself. Note: Role requires wearing a bra or no bra (covering breasts) in kissing scenes that will take place on the beach. This is also my artistic vision.

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Stanley (40-55): Already Cast an aging loner who no longer knows what to do with his life, but longs to watch topless women pour milk on top of themselves on the beach. 

July 25, 2016

We are STILL looking for Slutz!! Must be classically trained!

July 24, 2016

Looking for actors to add to our email list. 

July 25, 2016

This is a piece I have been grappeling my entire artstic life. It will explore my childhood trauma as well as poltics, global warming, the american tradition of musical theater, religion, the art of Manet, the art of Monet and the myth of Orphesus. I am looking for DYANMIC TRIPLE THREAT PERFORMERS, who are able to keep up their energy and vocal health during a 8 hour performance.

July 25, 2016

IF YOU ARE BACK FROM YOUR SUMMER STOCK JOB OR YOU didnt geta summer stock job you should voluteer to help with my student film. If you ARe pretty I might let you be in the background if you TAke your top off!

July 24, 2016

Seeking all roles except Curly's wife (My daughter Bebe will be playing Curly's wife. I started my theater company for her. Bebe is going to be a star.) 

Great exposure. Great chance to perform next to Bebe. 

July 24, 2016

Dinky Donuts is looking for Cashiers. Must be classically trained.

July 01, 2016

Were You Not Cast This Summer? Looking to spend $500 to improve you craft?

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Venmo $500.00 to STEVIEJONES and I will email you some tips!

June 03, 2016

Lesile is too ambitious to worry about dating or men, that is until she meets Matt. With Matt's help she beomes she becomes the gorgeous sexy lady she always was!

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Seeking:

Leslie: 16-20

Leslie is a BEAUTIFUL woman who can also look quirky with glasses.

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Matt: ALREADY CAST

(I will be playing Matt and also directing. I am Matt.)

July 31, 2016

New energy drink. Seeking hot girls to sell product and speak to potential clients! Must be classically trained!

July 24, 2016

Do you want headshots that make you look Pretty? My name is Timmy andI am doing headshots at my apartment. I will do them for you for free. ALl you have to do is send a pciture of yourself ina bikini and I will decide if I can take pictures for you. 

July 10, 2016

Dead Horse Productions : Seeking young female actresses for a reimagined Odd Couple. All dialogue will be cut, as we do not have the rights. Both characters will be nude almost constantly. Performs May 15 at Producers Club.

Seeking:

Felix, 18-22, F. Fastidious. Nudity required.

Oscar, 18-22, F. Slob. Nudity required.

July 12, 2016

Matt: (already cast)

Ben: based on Ben Affleck.  Must be funny and get the style of the show. In an ideal world, someone will discover me as the next Mindy Kaling from this show, so the person should really mostly be focused on supporting me well in my role as Matt.

July 23, 2016

A horror comedy student thesis film for NYU about a snuff film crew that mistakenly kills an actress too soon and gets more than they bargained for with her replacement.

Synopsis: This is a film about all the intricacies and foibles of a snuff film crew.

Seeking:

Gina: Must have big breasts

July 23, 2016

Seeking: Female escort for low stakes sex work. Great networking. 

July 23, 2016

Seeking an actor to make omelets and swab the deck. Must be between 5’4- 5’9

July 23, 2016

Seeking:

Maura: Female (18-23) Bookish by day, Kinky by night. Dark and mysterious, she is the essence of death. Please come dressed in a potential costume. 

July 23, 2016

Seeking:

Ensemble (18+): Casting triple threat performers for LET IT SNOW the musical, set to open 2017 in the south pole.

No pay. We do not provide housing. Performers pay their own way to the South Pole. This is a full time commitment. GREAT NETWORKING OPPURNTUNITY

April 03, 2016

Seeking:

All Roles (18+): for "Affliction," a short film about a group of sadists who hold an underground torture chamber where they kidnap, drug, and torture their victims for their own pleasure. Coordinator states: "Note that this is one part of a trilogy of 'Infliction' films. If cast, you may be asked to return for another film."

The film building is closed this week, so you’ll be auditioning at my apartment.  It’s on a weird corner on campus, so instead the address listed is the address of the building directly across the street (Myrtle Avenue) from the film building. Cross the street toward Khim's grocery store and enter through an open gate.  From there, you’ll open the cellar door and slide down the conveyor belt into the basement. To your right, you’ll see a hallway lit by a single bulb. Go towards the light.

July 10, 2016

Nuff said

July 01, 2016

Seeking:

Models: to sell my product. Must be semi literate. 

July 01, 2016

Seeking:

Female: 5'6'' and over only. Caucasian, European looking Super Model. Most be so Beautiful. Sophisticated, elegant, exquisitely beautiful young woman. Confident, fun loving, living an extravagant life as a high fashion runway model. Again, we are looking for really beautiful and young girls.

This will be great exposure. 

 Miranda Kerr, Giselle, Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Alexandra Park, Olivia Wilde, Natalie Portman, Keira Knightly, Eva Green, Mila Kunis types.

July 10, 2016

 Lincoln Correctional Facility is now accepting applications for its brand new Summer Apprenticeship Program. “We are looking for hungry young actors who are looking to hone their craft over the summer and have a once in lifetime opportunity,"

July 11, 2016

Seeking unsigned female actresses for my showcase.

Auditions will be March 10 from 6 to 9pm.

Please prepare two full pop songs, and a fun monolouge, Take the bus to Brooklyn IKEA, then call me and I will give you the rest of the directions. 

http://info.ikea-usa.com/Brooklyn/directions.aspx

July 04, 2016

Seeking virgins/girls who look like virgins to be in my student film about virginity.

July 16, 2016

Seeking ex-ballerinas/dancer types to dance at my birthday party! This will great exposure (LOTS OF UP AND COMING FILMAKERS ARE COMING TO MY PARTY!)

July 17, 2016

Seeking:

NANNIES: Are you currently working as a NANNY and no one would ever expect it? Do you have unconventional ways of taking care of children? We are on a search looking for the world's most unexpected nannies! We are looking for all nanies, male nannies, alternative nanies, ugly nannies, sister nannies, cat nannies, child nannnies.

July 02, 2016

Seeking: 

Little Baby: AEA baby to play the role of my baby. Union Talent only please. Self Submission only.

January 03, 2016

Seeking: 

Sahara: (Supporting) dangerously self-righteous and snappy, a black woman trapped in a white woman’s body.

Role requires being shirtless, but no nipples shown.

July 10, 2016

Seeking:

Jenn (18+ to play younger): Jenn is a 16/17 year old Caucasian and completely breathtaking. She must be athletic with a nice body as she will be into martial arts or cheerleading. More than just hot, she is supermodel gorgeous. She can be blonde, brunette or have black hair but must be spunky, outgoing and very very pretty. I can’t emphasize enough how pretty she needs to be.  Actress should be truly stunning.  So, so pretty.  Think of the prettiest person you’ve ever met and then times that by 1,000.  Less than a perfect 10’s need not apply.

July 04, 2016

Everyone's favorite spunky orphan is back onstage for this new national non-union tour.  Will perform in libraries, schools and state-run water parks (no swimming experience required).  

Seeking:

Sandy (18+): In this production, Sandy is played by a human. Sandy is Annie's feline friend and scrappy in her own right. This dog also has to sing. 

July 03, 2016

Our protagonist, the killer, after being turned down by a lot of women decides to take matters into his own hands and create the perfect woman--one who will love and respect him and his ideas and also has all the body parts that are exactly the way he wants them.  Tragically, he perishes and we come to realize that he's a misunderstood, complex man with  a passion for aesthetic harmony.

Seeking:

Pam (25): Pam is a dead body, that is cut and bloodied. Actress must be comfortable with stage blood and sfx prosthetics. Make sure to include that you are available to shoot on Tuesday 1/31 in the late morning.  Shoot will be outside, so please do not apply if you get cold easily. 

July 09, 2016

Seeking:

Actress (18-28): looking for actress with car that could carry film equipment and pick up the crew. Must be comfortable with nudity.

July 10, 2016

Casting for the second season of a unique comedy webseries about actors trying to build their dreams in the big city. From the producer: "We are hoping to expand our viewership in 2016 by hiring people other than our friends." 

Seeking: 

Cecelia: Athletic build, not to pretty good looking yet seductive.  Someone that could pass as a cop. Must have own cop uniform including hat. 

This production cannot afford to pay its actors but as compensation for their time, actors will be being offered headshots by Tammy Beard at the severely reduced rate of $40 for an hour long sitting. These may be taken at a time of your choice and afterwards you will receive a link to all your pictures. Retouching not available. 

July 13, 2016

I'm looking for a good singer for a project that includes some singing elements. 

Seeking:

Singer (Males and Females, 18+): Seeking a good singer.

Come prepared to sing. The audition will be held in the supply closet at NOLA studios

July 06, 2016

University of Rochester thesis film.  Jeremy and Trista are two high school students learning about discovering true sexuality and their true selves. There will be tasteful artistic nudity in this project (for female roles only), for reasons completely essential to the plot and the director's vision.  From the Producer: "Auditions will be held in NYC on 2/3.  If cast, transportation to Rochester will NOT be provided.  Travel stipend will NOT be provided.  Housing will NOT be provided (there is a moderately priced holiday inn nearby)"

Seeking:

Trista: One of the lead character's classmates. They are studying for a quiz when she falls asleep. Lead character awakens her with soft kisses. (Must not be afraid to kiss softly. 1 soft kissing scene).

July 10, 2016

A new take on a copywrighted classic...step into the world of a greedy boss, his selfless employee and the terrifying yet heartwarming journey that will change their lives forever

Seeking: 

Smooge (to play 70+): An old codger with no sense of humor and little generosity. His catchphrase is Gah, Mumbles! 

Bob Snatchit (40's): Smooge's kindly employee. A family man with more children than he can count (and far more than he can feed!).  He is at Smooge's mercy and stands to lose everything should he get fired. We're open to genderblind casting for this role. 

Mrs. Bob Snatchit (40's): Bob Snatchit's doting wife. Please note, Mrs. Bob's lines have been almost entirely cut from this version of the show and this role will not be paid as a result.

Tiny Tom (8-10): The frail child of Mr. and Mrs. Bob. Constantly on the edge of death but in a heartwarming way.  Please note: EMC points will be offered for this role. 

January 01, 2016

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (25-28): Actress needed to play my crazy ex-girlfriend in this film about me and my crazy ex-girlfriend.  Must be brunette and shorter than me.  More than a bit high strung and anal retentive.  The type who stalks you after the break up even though you told her that you're with Tiffany now.  But as always, she doesn't listen...what a suprise.  No one believes me even my mom who i told everything too, even the lean cuisine incident at Tony's beach house from last summer, which i didnt really think was a big deal at the time but now that i think about it im realizing just how disturbing it really was god shes the worst. Actress cannot be allergic to nuts.

Must be comfortable with kissing. I'm the one you're kissing.  I'm not trying anything, I'm just an actor trying to make a film. 

July 18, 2016

Men and Women (25+): We’re looking for a variety of “normal” people’s hands/arms

July 03, 2016

Jad (Male 23-28): a streetwise tough guy.  Must be able to cry on command. Be prepared to get emotional for the audition.

Muffin (Female, 18-21): a wholesome bimbo, scantily dressed, vivacious and a second-year med student.

January 03, 2016

Seeking:

Jim (25-35): Must be comfortable with Timmy kissing your arms and chest. 

July 03, 2016

Seeking:

Chair (18-65): Female that resembles a chair. To play Chair in this new experimental film. No lines. 

July 12, 2016

Seeking:

Actress (18+): Tall, blonde, slim or athletic build female to appear in black bra and panties.  Shoot dates TBD. Pay TBD. Film TBD.

July 10, 2016

Seeking: 

The Dead Sister (Female, 18-23): The dead sister is Jenny's sister and has a shower similar to Jenny which turns into a horror time, she tries to get out alive. Please add in notes if you have a swim suit that won't show on shoulders or if you can put your straps down lower on your shoulder (you will still have your full suit on)

October 17, 2017

Casting for our  Summer Season

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Women (should be beautiful): Please prepare two monologues, at least on in verse. Please also have the last 16 bars of Defying Gravity ready, and come dressed and willing to dance. If time, we may ask to hear some classical musical theatre (no R&H) and we are looking for woman who play instruments proficiently. Finally, we ask that our woman be well versed in technical theater, and come prepared to carry the emotional labor of the cast. 

Men: Please prepare two monologues, at least one in verse