Local Mom Just Wants to See a Play About a Family “making it work”

After sitting through the first act of Agnes of God, and “almost all of that nudie show ‘Hair,’” local mom Anna Neibank declared Friday that she just wants to see a family show. “Whatever happened to that nutty Christopher Durang?” she continued when pressed on plays that she likes. “Or I like Shakespeare’s 90-minute comedies! Nothing too long”

Neibank, who has seen School of Rock on Broadway, would also be willing to watch a musical, but not one with “too many songs! People don’t sing in real life!”

Neibank would also prefer not to see a play about politics, dogs, cheaters, a foreign country, or really poor people. At press time, she was seen calling the nearest regional theater to demand aisle seats to next week’s performance of Our Town.