Cast Member Itching to Discuss Bad Review

A Regional Theatre in PA: Despite being warned by veteran performers that it’s inappropriate to discuss reviews inside the theatre,”ensemble member Chrissy Souza was seen flitting around the dressing room asking if the cast if they had seen “it!”

“I don't even look at reviews” stated one member of the production. “But Chrissy basically just shoved her cellphone in my face. She said she thought I would ‘want to know.”’

The aforementioned review by the local paper “The PA Penguin” was neither complimentary, nor a pan, calling “some actors stronger than others.”

“I wonder who he could mean!? I mean it could be anyone. But who do YOU think he thought was a strong actor?” Chrissy was seen asking while putting in her pin curls.

“She sent a mass text asking if we wanted to ‘process’ the review together ” stated Gary Thomas shaking his head. “I don’t think anyone responded. There’s nothing to process, its Beehive The Musical.”

At press time Souza was spotted picking up a hardcopy of the two star review at the local CVS.