31 Things You Could Give Actors Besides a $15 Stipend

Howdy producers! We know your job can be difficult. From scouting locations to wrangling crew members, you've got a whole lot on your plate! Struggling with how to pay your actors on a shoestring budget? Here's some exciting ideas to help you compensate your talent properly!
A Metro card
A box of candy hearts
A chest cold
A cup of tea
A friendly shoulder to cry on
Your firstborn son
A signed copy of your headshot
A free headshot session with your friend David
A free headshot session with David Noles
That neat shrunken head you got while on vacation
A couple of wigs
A coupon for a hug
A coupon for half off at Olive Garden
Leftovers
A hardcover copy of “The Truth About Diamonds” by Nicole Richie
A warrant for their arrest
A blowjob between friends
An inspiring quote
A copy of Time Out New York
Your old smile direct retainers
Two tickets to the circus
An equity point that you’re not using anymore
A cab back to when they were 18
Unwanted shifts at your serving job
Herpes
A map to buried treasure
A sickly kitten
The WiFi password
A Walk to Remember on Blu-Ray
Black-market male birth control
A twenty dollar stipend