Quiz: Should You Get Eyelash Extensions or Are You Going to Cry Them Off During Greta Gerwig’s Acade

Who Are You Watching the Academy Awards with?

A.My cute non-artist SO

B.The men I am sharing my actor housing with

C.My entire BFA class

How Many Times Did You See Ladybird?

A.Once!

B.Once with my friends and once with my mom.

C. I have watched the SAG Screener enough times to play Ladybird when it comes to Broadway.

Have You Cried Yet This Week?

A. No, but I did work up some emotions during my monologue workshop

B. A little, but only because I went on a Ben Platt Youtube Bender

C. Yes! I am reading A Little Life.

Do you check Twitter?

A. Only when posting a “Life Update.”

B. Once or Twice a day.

C. I can't look away.

How Would Your Professors Describe You?

A. Hardworking and driven

B.Confident, yet impulsive!

C.I’ve been told I have a “deep emotional well”

What's Your Dream Role?

A. Sophie from the Hit Abba Musical Mamma Mia!

B.The Baker’s Wife.

C. Ophelia. Emily Webb. Mary Warren. Lady M. A crying mom on Law and Order SVU.

What is the Point of Art?

A. To entertain

B.To point a mirror society

C. Catharsis

Mostly A’s: Get those extensions! You’ll be a long-lashed diva star! (And maybe get your wealthy partner to buy them for you?)

Mostly B’s. You should be able to hold together, but maybe don’t start drinking until after Best Director is announced.

Mostly C’s: Nah, you definitely don't got this! Invest in some kleenex and keep honing your false eyelash-gluing skills.