20 Questions to Ponder Before Your Next Mamma Mia Audition

Is Sophie a Greek citizen or a citizen of wherever it is that Donna comes from?
How are the three dads gonna split the role of dad? Who gives the sex talk?
Are Sophie and Sky really in love, or is Sky in actuality a Ken Doll?
Fun Algebra problem: How many bathing suits total will be used in the production? Hint: It’s (# of actors) ⨉ 4 ➗ (# of union contracts) + (# of local hires) - (costumer’s years of experience)
Can you inject the same intensity and toxicity of the mother/daughter relationship in Ladybird into the Donna/Sophie relationship?
Why does Donna pick Sam? Can you sabotage that relationship to make the piece more interesting?
Does absolute power corrupt absolutely?
Have you done enough cardio to sustain yourself through the Megamix?
Have you done enough therapy to sustain the necessary levels of exuberance for a two month run?
Do Sophie’s friends have personalities?
Why is this show always performed on a raked stage? No, seriously can someone answer this?
Is there an inherent order in nature? Or is it all chaos and chance?
Do you know what Voulez-Vouz actually means? (If you don’t it’s ok, one of our fearless editors was certain the song was called Voulay-Goo until recently)
FOR MEN: Pierce Brosnan won a Razzie for his performance in the movie. Do you really think you can do better?
What’s the best part of Colin Firth? His hair or his smile? Important to know the answer in case someone behind the table asks!
If humanity was put on trial by an advanced race of aliens, how would you defend humanity and argue for its continued existence?
Do you think Donna is dead in Mamma Mia 2? Discuss.
Are you a Dancing Queen? How long has it been since you were 17?
Why are there two m’s in the word “Mamma”? Who spells it like that?
Does God exist?