11 Generic Captions to Put Under Your Headshot When You Repost it for the Fourth Time

Audition season leaving you not feeling "seen"? It can be hard to remember that you are the center of the universe when so many other bright shining stars are shining all up in your personal space at EPAs. Don't panic yet! That's what Facebook is for! If you're feeling low we recommend re-posting your headshot for the Fourth, Fifth or even Tenth time! You can thank us later--when you're so strung out on attention and facebook likes that you don't even remember that you haven't worked in months!

1. "Leap and the Net Will Appear"

2. "~Live~Laugh~Love~"

3. "Some Pictures of my Face"

4. "200 Likes or I quit."

5. "Real Beauty Comes From Within (and from this very expensive make-up artist)"

"6. I am not enjoying my life at all right now. "

7. "I haven't been seen at an EPA since 2017"

8. "I don’t have a lot going on right now but I need attention!"

9. "I am starting to Panic!!"

10. "Max says we need to take some time off so I am posting this on Facebook to remind him I am pretty. Hi Max"

11. "Help"