Five Kitchen Appliances to Cover the Sounds of your Skrelting

Being a good neighbor can be hard! While we all want to be respectful of the people living on the other side of our paper-thin walls, that’s no reason to compromise your artistic integrity! The next time you need to skrelt it out, don’t risk another pesky noise complaint—simply turn on one of these noisy appliances and go to town!

1. Vitamix Blender

Absolutely no one will be able to hear the sounds of your Andrew Llyod Webber fueled pre-nodes over the sound of this premium blender. Bonus? You can make yourself a protein smoothie to get through the day!

2. Garbage disposal

While many of you may not have a garbage disposal in your house, the kids you babysit will! Great for when you going straight from work to your audition! Or for when you are feeling like trash!

3. Whistling Kettle

Make some demure throat coat to cover the sounds of your not-so-demure “singing!”

4. Burn some toast

This is an easy way to make the fire alarm go off. Scream and skrelt like the apartment is going down. Don’t stop until the fire trucks arrive. Run for your life.

5. Chainsaw