41 Things To Cry About During Tech:

1. I can’t get my fake eyelashes on

2. The fake eyelash glue got in my eye

3. The theater ghost is only haunting me

4. I spilled coffee on my gown

5. I’m not sure that the director thinks I am talented

6. I can’t find my light

7. I’m not sure what steps I should take to go about finding my light

8. NO ONE IN ACTING SCHOOL TAUGHT ME TO FIND MY LIGHT

9. My head is too big for my wig

10. My wig makes me look like Elvis and I am not in Million Dollar Quartet

11. The wig guy told me to shave my sideburns

12. I miss my boyfriend

13. I’m not sure of the ASM’s name but it’s too late to ask

14. The equity coffee is too cold

15. The equity coffee is too hot

16. I am non equity so I’m not allowed to have the equity coffee

17. I can’t find the spike tape

18. Hungry

19. I still don’t know how to use a curling iron

20. I forgot to wear nude panties

21. I’m supposed to enter on a music cue, but I didn't listen when they played the cue and now I’m late

22. I think my scene partner is repulsed by my body

23. Or my personality

24. Or maybe both?

25. I accidentally called the wig guy “mom”

26. I didn't wash my hair today and they aren’t having me wear a wig for today’s run

27. I hate myself

28. I ate too much candy in the green room and I am having a sugar crash

29. Itchy

30. The director gave me too many notes after the run

31. The director didn’t give me enough notes in the run

32. I’m convinced that the director has decided it’s a lost cause and has given up on me

33. My show shoes don’t support my arches

34. The theater refuses to buy me laducas

35. I’m not on Broadway

36. My mom is gonna say I didn't have enough stage time

37. This morning I said Hi to the director and he walked away

38. One of the stage hands is hitting on me and I can’t cope

39. I have fomo for Chicago

40. None of the actors know how to modulate their voices backstage

41. I shushed one of the actors backstage and now I’m sure he’s plotting my murder

42. Today isn’t all about me