Is He the Man of Your Dreams or Is He Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street?

Navigating the murky waters of love can be tough! Whether you're just embarking on a new relationship, or you've been with your guy for a while now, it's important to make sure he's not the Demon Barber of Fleet Street before you commit to him for life. Take this handy quiz to find out:

How do you feel when you’re around him?

a) Like my best self! He draws out the parts of me that I like the most.

b) A little nervous...especially when he stares into what seems to be an endless abyss.

c) I’m terrified of him but that turns me on more than I can describe.

Do you share the same interests and hobbies?

a) Yes! We bond over shared activities like cooking, hiking or playing instruments!

b) Not really. He spends a lot of time plotting revenge on those who wronged him, whereas

I like to ballroom dance in my free time.

c) I’ve taken on some of his hobbies, like covering up his “practice” murders.

What do you admire most about him?

a) His kindness, his sense of humor and of course, dat ass!

b) His pathological focus on one goal, I guess?

c) His talent as a barber, his loyalty to his family, and of course, dat ass!

If he were a food, what food would he be?

a) A donut, cause he’s so darn sweet!

b) I dunno maybe like an apple that you bite into and it’s moldy inside?

c) A scrumptious meat pie. I could just eat him up!

What happens when you try to talk about the future?

a) We find that we share a lot of the same goals and ideas about what we want for

ourselves and our future families.

b) I feel like he might be stuck in the past. He only wants to talk about the judge that

tore apart his family 15 years ago.

c) I have lots of ideas about us moving to the seaside together and getting married and he

hasn’t explicitly said no, so I'm pretty sure it’s gonna happen for us.

Has he introduced you to his family?

a) Yes, and we get along great! His mom and I are always texting lol

b) No, but it’s because they’re either dead or being imprisoned by a corrupt, licentious judge

c) Yes, I’ve known them for many, many years, but I sort of wish they didn’t exist.

Mostly a’s

Congrats! He is clearly the man of your dreams. You’ve found an amazing guy who loves and respects you. Hold on to him, sister!

Mostly b’s

Uh Oh! Looks like your guy is Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Better shut it down before he murders you and turns you into a pie with the help of his weird landlady.

Mostly c’s

Girl, you hit the jackpot! Not only is he the man of your dreams, but he is also, as it turns out, Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Sure, he’s a bloodthirsty barber, but he’s YOUR bloodthirsty barber and hey, he always pays the rent on time. Congrats, Mrs. Lovett!