5 Dark Jeans That Say “I’m Good at Shakespeare”

Oh for a muse of Denim! Being a Shakespearean Actor is by far one of the most impressive things that thou canst achieve. But as a non-union person, it can be pretty difficult to get casting directors to believe you when you say “I’m classically trained.” That’s why you should let your pants do the talking! Take charge and show that thou art exceeding serious with these great denim decisions!

The Skinny

An instant classic(al)! With their clean lines and super dark finish, these jeans are the perfect choice when auditioning for anyone from Rosalind to Hermia! These jeans scream “I have strong opinions about scansion!”

The Acid

Avant-Garde Alert! These cool acid wash jeans are distressed to perfection. Give these a whirl if you’re the kind of thespian who likes to say things like “Shakespeare is dead!” Underwater-Naked-Immersive-Gender-Bent Hamlet here you come!

The Flare

This pair proves that you have a flare for the Bard. Now you can walk into the room with the confidence of Beatrice, even if you have the self-esteem of Ophelia.

The Crop

These quirky capris recall the puffy short pants of the late 16th century making them ideal for traditionally staged productions from The Cannon. Although they are far from fashionable today, rocking these ankle-bearing britches will show everyone your commitment to craft.

Double Denim

You’re so serious about Shakespeare, everything you own is denim. Be sure to wear your lucky denim undies with this ensemble—being thorough is a huge part of being a Shakespearean Actor.

Remember all ye little Romeos and Juliets—To Denim or Not to Denim should never be a question! The answer is always: Denim.