Tinder Date Sees Phantom of the Opera Once, Becomes Broadway Expert

A Weird Date at The Smith: Despite seeing a Broadway show one time four years ago, sources have confirmed that your tinder date, Mashall Stahler is now the expert on all things Broadway, theater and acting related.

Stahler, who is self proclaimed “artist who works in finance” began the date by suggesting you try “googling off Broadway” to find roles because “Off Broadway is a good way to get discovered before Broadway.” He also suggested you just “show up at the casting director's office” because “you’ve got to be in it to win it!”

While Stahler has not seen a show besides Phantom of the Opera, he does know that “any theater outside of New York is irrelevant” and that even in NYC “there are no actors who are ACTUALLY doing eight shows a week.”

At presstime, Stahler was bragging that he “knew a guy who could get you some Hamilton Tickets for cheap!” and musing that he might try “getting an agent and doing a bit of commercial work for some easy side cash!”