Stupid Fucking Intern Orders the Wrong Make-Up for Tinman...Again

Akron, Iowa: Today’s matinee of The Wizard of Oz at SummerStar Theatre Festival was once again ruined by Fucking Todd, the lamest intern to ever grace the non-equity community. Todd, who reportedly had one goddamn job, still somehow managed to screw it up. According to Todd: “I ordered the make-up for Tinman from the same site we always use, but every product is listed as a call number...and I think...I may have typed in the wrong number...” He went to apologize profusely like he always fucking does. For the foreseeable furture, Todd had been reassigned to parking duties and staying out of the stage manager's fucking way.

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