Quiz: Do you want to be an actor or do you just love to yell?

What is your favorite part of the audition process?

a. Getting to inhabit a character, and explore new parts of myself

b. Establishing dominance in the holding room by being the loudest

How would you sing this iconic song from Les Miz?

a. I dreamed a dream!

b. I DREAMED A DREAM!

What is your day job?

a. Server/babysitter/dog walker

b. I stand outside Macys and tell people they are going to Hell.

What note are you more likely to get from your director?

a. Nice job/good acting!

b. This is a small house, so please try to vary your pitch

How are you greeted by the sound designer?

a. “Hey, how was your weekend?”

b. “I don’t have health insurance, so you have to pay for my busted eardrum.”

How many times have you had a nodes scare?

a. Just once after doing Rock Of Ages

b. I live with nodes. They are the best part of me after my booty.

You just got a call that you’ve been cast in a great role! Congrats! What do you do next?

a. Call your mom to let her know the good news!

b. Scream inside your apartment until someone calls the cops because they’re worried

about your safety!

Mostly A’s: Congratulations! You have the soul of an artist! We can’t wait to see what kind of beautiful work you bring into this world.

Mostly B’s: Wowza! You are so good at screaming! Have you considered being a train conductor or playing a sport?