ALERT: IF THIS IS HIS DREAM ROLE BREAK UP WITH HIM NOW!

Ladies. We know you'll put up with a lot of weird shit in bed, but you've gotta draw the line somewhere. You might have already shared all your fun sexy kinks, but dream roles can reveal even more about your new boo. If any of these top his list, EXIT STAGE LEFT!

1. Bloody Mary

2. Shrek

3. Christian Grey (50 Shades hasn’t hit Bway yet, but it probably will soon tbh)

4. Henry Higgins

5. Judge Turpin

6. Shrek

7. Petruchio (you should be downright CONCERNED if this is his #1 role)

8. He can want be Stanley Kowalski, but it has to be for the right reasons

9. Roger and/or Mark (both have unique drawbacks)

10. Shrek (so this time he can get it right!)