NY Actor Saves Most Interesting Choices For Closing Night Party!

Brittonville MN: Sources close to Lindsay Selva have confirmed she gave her most riveting performance to date last Friday at the closing night cast party of Into The Woods.

Selva, who reportedly downed three Tequila Sunrises in a matter of minutes, began the night by confessing her love to leading man Ben Ramirez, before going on to belt her 16 bar audition cut of “I’m Through with Love” without being prompted. “Honestly, I had no idea she had so much depth” stated on cast member who played the role of Milky White. “She was so open and vulnerable. Also, she never hit the notes that well in the show.”

Another cast member went on to say that Selva spent at least four or five songs swaying by herself on the dancefloor and nibbling a bag of Cheetos. “Now THAT was some BEAUTIFUL public solitude if I have ever seen it. I just want to see her deliver Ophelia’s monologue with that level of fearless vulnerability!”

Sevla reportedly chose to end the night by boldly confronting the choreographer for being “a little insensitive” and then begging Ramirez not to go home.

At press time Selva had gone back to her usual habits of refusing to engage her arms or listen to the other actors.