Special Mother's Day Report: Your Mom Is Still Proud of You

After exhaustive research into the topic, scientists have been able to determine that your mom is still proud of you. The study, released just in time for Mother’s Day, suggests that despite your self doubt and career setbacks, your mom will continue to be proud of you as long as you manage to stay out of prison.

The study further noted that your mom would like you to call her a little more often, and perhaps send a card or something for Mother's Day. She knows you're super busy--and she's honestly a little shocked that you haven't asked for help with your rent---but, you know, it would be a nice gesture, since she gave you life or whatever.

At press time, your mom was bragging to her friends at the synagogue about your “adorable apartment” and “adventurous life” in NYC.