How to Ruin Your Family by Involving Them in Your Acting Career.

Get Family Photos Done: As a “treat” for the whole family! Make yourself the center of every photo. Finally announce that your skin has never looked better for a headshots and kick everyone out.

Have Your Wife Come to An Non-Equity Open Call With You: NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I AM TOO TIRED FOR SEX, DEBBIE???

Insist That The Whole Family Comes to Opening With You: Leave them alone while you spend the night “networking.” Dedicate your karaoke song to your Co-star. Get too drunk and make your spouse drive home

Call Your Wife Ophelia in Bed: Use Shakespeare as dirty talk. Don't compromise. What good is a long-term sexual relationship if you don't get to act on your wildest fantasies! You certainly aren't living them out in your career!

Have a Movie Night: Point out that you would have been just as funny as Josh Gad, and as an actor you are only as good as your agent so it's not your fault you didn’t get to audition!

Crash Your Daughter’s Commercial Audition: Hey she wouldn't be in this business without you!

Have Your Spouse Run Lines With You: Tell her that she isn't quite getting the nuance of the RP accent. Say things like “How can you expect me to be word perfect when you aren’t even reading the lines correctly!?”