10 Excuses For Not Being Off-Book !

1. I’m bleeding.

2. I think I should have a bigger part so I memorized that instead.

3. I was making out with the one straight guy in the cast.

4. It’s not part of my process!

5. I had to make Chicken Nugs.

6. Bruce Willis has an earpiece why can’t I?

7. I will learn my lines when you start acting, Chad!

8. I am homesick!

9. Big. Little. Lies

10. I stayed up too late stalking my ex’s new wife ( in real life not on Facebook)