NYC Actor To Skip EPA in Order to Rewatch Katy Perry Documentary

Despite packing her audition bag the night before, sources confirmed Friday that June Sanchez decided that she would spend the day living vicariously through the famous “FIREWORK” popstar instead of at the Equity building.

“We were all set to hit every call together,” stated Sanchez’s best friend/fellow soprano Debra Maier. “But at 4:00 am she texted me saying that she needed to spend the day ‘grieving with Katy.’ I was obviously already 15 on the EMC list by then. This usually happens about once a year, when she’s been to a few too many calls!’”

When asked to comment Sanchez said only, “Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"

At presstime, Sanchez had moved on to old music videos and stalking her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend on several social media platforms.