Union Actor Psyched To Use Holding Room to Unburden and Overshare!

The Equity Building: Seemingly unwilling to modulate his voice and incapable of listening to the Equity Monitor, AEA member Bryce Norton reportedly talked without stopping from 9:30 am to lunch. Norton covered a stunning range of topics during the three hour monologue, including musings that he could dance “at least as well as Ryan Gosling” and complaints that “the new Equity bathrooms don’t have enough stalls!”

One theme that seemed to emerge again and again was Norton’s concern over finding a headshot photographer. “My agent says, I need a headshot that’s in color. I think color’s a gimmick, but maybe I'm just a dinosaur, what do I know?” Sources close to Norton have long suspected that his “agent” is actually just Norton himself, using a different email address and speaking in a funny voice over the phone.

EMC actor, Lindsay Hayden, who witnessed the entire tour-de-force performance, confirmed that Norton stopped talking long enough try to sneak a cappuccino by the monitor before continuing his rant.

At press time Norton, was using a Shakespeare monologue to audition for a musical season, and forgetting to cover his mouth while coughing.