Sweet Baby Boy Gets Applause for Being Mediocre at Dance Call

NEW YORK, NY. After basically botching the entire routine, Evan Williams decided to add a personal flare to the end of his dance call by shrugging his shoulders and smirking at the ground in defeat. Sensing the sweet baby boy’s lack of confidence about his performance, choreographer Anna Nereid sprung into action.

Sources report that Nereid singled out the 26-year old Williams as he sheepishly tried to melt into the floor. “Hey, you know what?” Nereid asked in the pleasant tone usually reserved for children and small dogs, “You don’t have to apologize for what you just did. You really knew that choreography, hon! You just gotta own it.”

With that, the 33 women in the room spontaneously burst into peals of genial laughter and light applause. Williams blushed scarlet and shrugged his adorable shoulders one more time before leaving the studio floor with the rest of his group.

“I really thought that he was doing a bad job at first,” said Grace Einhorn, who also attended the dance call, “but after Anna started talking him, I realize he was just a darling little infant in need of a boost!” Einhorn was instantly cut after not landing the triple at the end of the combo.

At press time, Williams was feeling inspired and empowered! “Shout out to my penis for getting me through that dance call! From now on, I won’t be nervous to let my true colors shine! Goo Goo Ga Ga”