First Year Acting Student Already Out of Things to Cry About
After a particularly challenging scene study class, Freshman drama student Andi Maloni announced Tuesday that she was “out of things to cry about.”
Maloni, who was asked to go out into the hallway and come back with an “emotional preparation” for a scene from Chekov’s Three Sisters, said she felt like she wasn’t really that unhappy about anything. “I guess I could turn on some Jewel and cry about my high school boyfriend again… Or maybe I could cry about my grandma? Do I like her enough to cry about her?”
Sources reported that Maloni considered finding grief in that time her plane was delayed three hours, or finding rage in the sense memory of when her roommate spilled red wine on her new bag. “I even tried watching the end of Love Actually in the hallway.” stated Maloni. “But I just wasn’t feeling sad today, and therefore, my portrayal of Masha was not sad either. And that’s okay, because I was still honest.”
Maloni’s teacher, a devotee of the Bruce Willis School of Yelling was not so sure, stating, “I’ve never seen a woman with less integrity.”
At press time, Maloni was crying about having nothing to cry about.
