Regional Theater Purchases Scarecrow to Sit Behind Table at EPA

Citing "budget cuts" and "not wanting to go," casting personnel at Morning Star Music Theater in Reddington, NJ have reportedly purchased this scarecrow. In addition to being a fall delight, the scarecrow will watch and evaluate auditionees at the upcoming EPA for the company's production of "Jesus Christ Superstar." Member appointments are expected to be extremely full, and it is unclear at this time if non-union will be seen at all.