Two-Timing Kenicky Refuses to Settle Down
A Shitty Bar After Rehearsal:
Insisting that he was a “free bird,” Richard Riker (who plays Kenicky in the Sprigg Lake Regional Theater’s Production of GREASE LIVE) confirmed on Friday night that he was not interested in committing to any single Pink Lady for the summer.
Riker, who is the only single and straight man in a cast of 17, has allegedly been sending flirty snaps to multiple cast members.
“He sent me a snapchat captioned ‘we go together’” reported Charlotte Kimbell (Rizzo.) “At first, my heart was racing, until my roommate noticed he ALSO put it in his story. It’s just disrespectful!”
While some in the cast are following the unfolding romantic entanglements with all the intensity of a reality television show, others aim to distance themselves “I really don’t need this kind of Drama in my life,” added Kari Lamoille (Marty) “especially when I am focusing on my art.”Despite her blasé attitude, Lamoille was observed straightening her hair and applying copious amounts of makeup before rehearsal for a key scene with Riker. Sources raised speculation that she is adopting a “hard to get” strategy to set herself apart from the crowded field.
As for Riker himself, the options remain plentiful. When reached for comment, he stated “There are worse things I could do!” before making out with Lillian Andrews, who plays the role of Patti Simcox.
