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Acting Intern Confuses Megyn Kelly and Meghan Trainor:

Sources confirmed that during a heated debate about the Republican Nomination, acting intern Hanna Park announced, “I agree with, Sue! Meghan Trainor is a great role model for girls and would make a great president. Also, she is all about that bass, just like me!”

Witnesses claimed that after a pregnant pause, the conversation continued with no one bothering to correct Park, who promptly wandered out of the room contentedly singing to herself.

When asked for a comment “Sue,” who refused to give her full name, stated, “I would like it to be clear that I do not support either Megyn or Meghan. I was saying that “ANYONE would be better than Trump, EVEN Megyn Kelly...”

The effects of the comment proved to be long lasting, however. Sources reported that anywhere from 3 to 5 people were heard singing Trainor’s popular song “All About That Bass” at top volume in the showers, particularly the belty part. Others were heard humming the pop tune as they cooked their kale.

At presstime, Park wasn’t totally sure if she was registered to vote.


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