Intern Harbors Feelings She's Better Than Sutton

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Sources confirmed Friday that Katie Fox, 21, seems to believe she sounds as good if not BETTER than two-time Tony Award winner/Actual Broadway Star Sutton Foster. During a routine dinner break, Fox was overheard saying, “All I am saying is that I sound incredible on 'Astonishing.'" When pressed for detail, she later admitted, "I am not sure I agree with all of [Sutton's] vocal choices” before going back to screaming in an otherwise quiet dorm.

"I can't say if she sounds as GOOD as Sutton, but she definitely sings a LOT…” stated Hadley Ashton, a roommate. Fox’s other two roommates declined to comment, releasing only a brief joint statement, which read “She knows all the lyrics to the song."

At press time Katie Fox had no Tonys, and no television credits. She is currently playing Grover in the Sprinkle Regional Theater’s production of Sesame Street Live.