“Forget Politics! I’m Playing Millie” States Regional Theater Actress

Applebee’s

In a stunning outburst that silenced an entire table of actors, Brigette Davie announced, “Forget Politics! I’m Playing Millie.”

Sources report that the star of the Sprigg Lake Theater’s production of Thoroughly Modern Millie! interrupted a heated debate over Brexit, while the company was getting drinks after a show. After listening to the handful of cast members who understood the situation, Davie stopped pretending to be informed, yelling, “this is an exciting time for OUR country, I am playing Millie at a dinner theater! We are doing 13 shows!” before going back to snapchatting selfies.

“I am pretty sure she wasn’t saying that ironically...” stated one cast member who wishes to remain anonymous, “but it is true that actors really only have to care about politics when they’re trying to get cast in a smart person play... I guess she doesn’t have to read the news for two week run of the show.”