Lead Actor Stops Talking About Himself Long Enough to Eat Slice of Pizza!
A sudden and chilling moment of silence descended over the Bancroft Regional Theater yesterday when Greg Molino, star of this year’s Romeo and Juliet, stopped talking about himself long enough to eat a slice of pizza and a double stuffed Oreo. Reportedly Molino has been oversharing, mansplaining, and speaking too loudly since arriving at Equity housing on June 2.
“I’m not even positive he knows my name” remarked a cast member who wishes to remain anonymous. “But it's okay, because I know his political conspiracy theories, his number of youtube channel followers and his entire dating history. I also have heard his audition pieces and his thoughts on the ‘reverse racism’ of Hamilton.”
And yet, on June 2, Molino, a self described “leading man with that ‘extra something’” ate a whole slice of Sicilian in complete silence. “We kept waiting for him to start yelling with his mouth full about a musical he was right for but he seemed way too focused on his food. It was a miracle, really!” stated another intern. At press time Molino was back to condescending to the female dancers and repeating a story designed to remind others of his equity status.
