Ever Wonder What's Lurking in the Basement of Ripley Grier?

Besides the ghosts of your bad auditions and broken dreams?

Are you sitting down?

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Last Chance to escape the Truth!

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Photo Credit: An Employee of the Schubert Organization, who wished to remain anonymous, fearing cosmic retaliation from this mannequin

Don't believe us? Go see for yourself.

...if you dare.