Special for Men: Five Audition Outfits to Show You're Bad at Acting and at Sex
As man in the theater, you already know you stand out! Let the girls keep their required neutral heels, jewel toned dresses and curling irons--you’ve got the chance to use your audition outfit to tell those folks behind the table something about yourself! Feeling like you’ve got TOO many choices? Drop the gel and the knit vest! Hackstage is here to help! These five unique clothing pieces will be sure to show anyone behind the table that you’re just as bad onstage as you are in the bedroom. Have you seen any of these winners walking around Ripley Greer?
1. A T-Shirt with Your Name on it: Be unforgettable to casting directors and the ladies alike--for all the wrong reasons! You can even customize a logo underneath for whatever show you're going in for.
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2. This Sweatsuit: You can disappoint your choreographer and your husband in the same comfy sweats!
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3. A Faux Denim Shirt: For when your performance calls for fake orgasms and fake applause.
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4. Barefoot Shoes: These shoes aren't for everyone, but, let’s be honest, neither are your sexual tastes. Why should you have to compromise on either front to make someone else comfortable?
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5. A fedora: This hat says “I am unrepentantly selfish, with my scene partner and my significant other.”
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COMING SOON: Five skirts that say, “I can play the Musical Theater Ingenue AND I have a brain and a heart and if you let me I can bring this character into the 21st Century!”
