Best Shows on Broadway Right Now for Accommodating a Casual Second Act Beej
So, you finally convinced your non-actor boyfriend/partner/sex friend to see a show with you. Congratulations! We all know that nothing is sexier than live theater. When those lights go down, the curtain won't be all that's going up. And what better time to pounce on that pocket rocket than the second act slump? The plot may have gone limp, but he'll be standing at attention--all while sitting in the back of the balcony.
Stumped for what to see? Let Hackstage be your wing-woman! Here are 9 shows that give us a lady-boner--sure to provide the perfect background for your caj second act beej!
Les Mis: Have him screaming ONE DAY MOOOOOOOORE
Wicked: No Good Beej Goes Unpunished
China Doll: It’s Mamet, so frankly he’d probably approve
Phantom of the Opera: Slap on one of those gift shop masks and race to finish him off before the chandelier falls!
The King and I: Do a bit more than kiss in these shadows
Fiddler on the Roof: Time to make your own “Tradition”
Fun Home: In case things are feeling a little too heteronormative in your relationship these days
Naked Boys Singing: Off Broadway, but ‘nuff said.
Hamilton: Are you insane? You paid how much for those tickets and you’re considering giving a blowjob during the second act? I have one question: HOW DARE YOU
