Six Reasons Why You're Not Getting Cast

1.You’re too pretty to play nerdy but you’re not NYC hot

You’re a Scranton 10, but a New York 3. Try getting a pair of glasses to prove you can be “interesting.”

2. You’re too willing to do nudity

Your body is something you should be ashamed of.

3. Someone lied to you. You’re not talented

This is a big one. Consider, are you good at anything?

4. You have an extra head named Jim.

This would be fine, since agents are always looking for actors with new looks to add to their rosters but you keep slating Jim before you slate yourself. BIG MISTAKE.

5. You didn’t do that well in acting school.

But you’re nothing if not stubborn.

6. You keep puking on the table.

Often this can alienate those behind the table.