Handsome Straight White Man Does Not Land Lead in College Mainstage

New York, NY - Sources close to “Hot Alex” have confirmed that for first time in his college career Alex will NOT be playing the lead in a school show. “He was pretty bummed about it at first,” commented Penny, Alex’s ex-girlfriend and current best friend, “But I think he is going to use this adversity to better his work in the future.”

At press time, Alex was reportedly working out in the gym, and “trying to get away from it all.” Says Penny, “I know that this is a tough time, but the supporting cast can sometimes play an important part in the production as a whole. And besides, even Alex’s idol, Matt Damon, doesn’t always play the lead.”