Drama Major Decides Facebook Not Enough to Feed Narcissism, Joins Instagram

NEW YORK, NY - Frantic that her newest profile picture received only thirty likes, Callie Kent, 19, has decided to join instagram. “I posted three whole albums of my headshots, and the only person who looked at all of them was my weird cousin Phil. My juice pics don’t seem to be gaining much traction either.”

Callie says she hopes to post pictures where she looks casually stunning and her friends look drunk, as well as an arty selfie with the caption “big things are happening!”

"If that doesn't work I will have to take a picture with someone's cat," stated Callie "that usually gets me some attention." At presstime, Callie was was recording a thirty second cover of Someone Like You (#Singer #Cover #ThisOnlyTookNineTakes #ActorLife #ImPretty #TellMeIAmPretty #Riff #DiscoverMe #ILoveMyself.)