Actress Goes Home for the Holidays, Gets “Game Changing” Haircut

NEW YORK, NY Announcing that she is ready to conquer any EPA, non-union musical theater actress Jennie Waldman returned from her holiday in Poughkeepsie with a short bob. Hairdresser Suzanne Downey described the new cut as “fun” and “low-maintenance.”

Critical approval has already been flowing in. Says Jennie’s mom, “This haircut is really going to get my daughter some attention. All of the agents are going to pick her now. It will set her apart.” At presstime Jennie’s roommate was contemplating growing his hair out to get on Game of Thrones.