8 Audition Songs That CD's are Tired of Hearing

Greetings, Actorbabies. It's time for your weekly dose of advice from the other side of the table with Auntie Zsa Zsa.

As I'm sure you can imagine, my days as a casting director are truly excruciating. Though any number of things can make an audition go from "meh" to "My God that was terrible!" the absolute worst part of my job is hearing the same songs over and over ad infinitum. Here's a collection of the top 8 songs that make me want to flip the table:

1. You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Actors never seem to be clear on who they're talking to in this piece. Remember, my little angels--acting is about doing to the other person (or furry green humanoid, in this case)

2. National Anthem of Eritrea

Such an obvious choice...yawn!

3.Twinkle Twinkle, Baa Baa Black Sheep and the ABC’s.

Seriously, kids, these are all the same song! Don’t believe me? Watch this:

4.Defying Gravity (A Capella Version)

At the very least, hon buns, try practicing with this lyrics YouTube video first. Being prepared is the most IMPORTANT thing you can do for an audition.

5. The Pennywhistle Solo from My Heart Will Go On.

It’s just not the best 16 you could pick.

6. Any song by Phil Collins.

Nothing's worse than watching you slate AND THEN watching you spend 10 minutes setting up your drum kit. It's indulgent. It's BORING. Don't waste my time, kittens.

7. Tomorrow from Annie

For the love of God, dear ones, please stop asking me to read FDR's lines. NEVER involve the CD in your audition.

8. The 1-877 Kars for Kids Commercial

"But Auntie Z, this is my money song!" I know it's tempting, love muffins. But I have yet to hear a well-done version of this one. If you can't resist it, at least promise me you'll make some new choices.